Molly and Brittani of 'America's Next Top Model'
Credit: The CW
As we open on this finale episode of "America's Next Top Model"
Cycle 16, let us engage in a moment of silence for Hannah. She of the
weeping eyes and high-flying winged eyeliner will not be backcombing her
hair into a Dee Snyder hawk’s nest and walking in a Vivienne Westwood
fashion show for the finale. No! That honor is reserved for Molly and
Brittani, one of whom will score a spread in Italian Vogue, a Cover Girl
contract, representation with IMG, and the cover of Vogue Something or
Other But Definitely Not Italian Vogue.
[Full recap of Wednesday's (May 18) "ANTM" finale after the break...]
But
first the sad stuff: Brittani’s single mom has panic and anxiety
disorder and they were once on welfare. Molly has abandonment issues and
went into rehab. She also never realized, like, how high her cheekbones
were “until I came here.”
A
TyraMail arrives. It has foreign words on it. The conclusion: The Cover
Girl commercial must come next. Molly realizes she’s going to have to
pretend she has a different personality.
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